cottonbutts:

reasons why taking baths is BAD:

  1. they wrinkle your skin
  2. you’re wasting water
  3. you’re basically lying in your own filth unless you take a shower before in which case please refer to number two 
  4. they make you suicidal
  1. wellokay said: =[[[[
  2. einsteinonacid said: :( :( :(
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  4. halfboyfriend said: i love baths
  5. jesuisjesuschrist said: plus they make me feel ill.
  6. maositgoing said: 5. they’re BORING
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